Nothing on the shell

Me if I ever got sent to space: This shit fucking sucks I can't see dick also it's cold and I can't breathe

Too horny to email cache back, not horny enough to scroll through marketplace, just horny enough to open Twitter

Ice cream floats? I didn't know it did that!

Craving pasta tonight

I am NOT SORRY!!! STOMP STOMP

Me when I'm visiting the United States from England and I have to ask an American where the nearest boozer is

Hi Grok can you poop in my butt

How to summon pile of dirt fast

The lion doesn't concern himself with the integral of ln(x).

Kamala is brat

I had a dream that they got rid of gasoline. You had to pay timothee chalamet to spit into your tank if you wanted your car to go. He was high in demand and difficult to get a hold of. Very inconvenient. Many such cases!

The angels speak to me and tell me that in time all will heal

The angles speak to me and tell me that π/4 = 45°

Water is like alcohol without the pain

The concept of telling someone "blank at 6 o'clock!" And watching them Google a clock face

Open mouth sneeze time

thetimes.com/world/europe/a… THIS IS A HUGE WIN. TONIGHT IS A HUGE NIGHT

For what is the purpose of a bass if not to shop… and at that, professionally?