fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

Untwist it

10 days and he will be 7 🥹😭

I thought sex in the city was actually about sex

In THIS economy ???

second-hand embarrassment. like the embarrassment is not even mine.

I was always scared to drink out of the straw bc I was afraid someone didn't wash it good enough

Anything beyond 23 minutes is performative. Please go home.

Idk maybe I’m being oblivious but I genuinely don’t think there’s anyone out there keeping tabs on me 😂

Fb so annoying today

My son had an issue with a teacher at his school Wednesday and on Thursday that bitch was fired. Please don’t play with me about my kid.

I hope that was a warning to everybody else lol

That’s why you have to cheat back if you’re going to stay. Now we both have things we don’t want to bring up

I JUST CHEERED LOUD AS HELL!! I’ve been following this case since the beginning. They tried to set that lady up something serious!!

Dating people non stop and never being single is an actual red flag

damn you mad as hell 😭😭😭😭

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

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