my social circles are so queer and neurodivergent that I forget we are in the minority and then suddenly I’m in a room with a bunch of people sitting correctly making regular eye contact and not interrupting each other and I’m like “hahahaha what the fuck is wrong with them”

gotta watch the alcohol only had instant mashed potatoes

shame on the parents for never showing my younger sister fantastic mr fox

I wish they could both be president

YOU ARE NOT WINNING A "DEBATE" IF YOU ARE PATHOLOGICALLY LYING. YOU ARE WINNING THE "OPTICS" FOR THE UNINFORMED. FOR THOSE IN THE MEDIA: YOUR FUCKING JOB IS TO INFORM POPLE.

support your local businesses and have a margarita at the cut Agua Verde Cafe #aguaverdecafeseattle

drinking and swimming are my two favorite hobbies

i can’t take this shit anymore

I’m sick of you supporting, funding, and arming a genocide in Gaza.

curb your enthusiasm or caribbean music album?

me as soon as Simone Biles and Suni Lee touch that mat

can’t trust bitches who like cookies and cream

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant, I wonder to myself: Who has the other half of my egg? Two strangers; Living their lives; Sharing an egg.

So turns out, Michael Penix Jr. found out he would be #Falcons QB1 while getting a hotdog at Costco with his girlfriend 😂🌭 FOX 5 Sports Atlanta Falcons

weekend looking like the handmaid’s tale

straight men like falcon like elon be on trump

civa and vula more like cervix and vulva #Survivor48 #pizzaman

tim gunn and heidi klum are going to meet us at our fashion show in hell

fuck the u of wisconsin for racially profiling my friend who wears a turban like what the fuck i thought madison was supposed to be progressive