Why is being alive so embarrassing

Maybe I'll go back to stripping

The good news is if I just die my student loan debt dies with me. Something to think about.

When life gives you lemons, get drunk.

Give em the ole razzle dazzle

One more set back and I'm cashin in my chips

the biggest L you could ever take is playing somebody who had no intentions on playing you.

Homie hoppin

Me stress eating my feelings the last 2 weeks

Seeking arrangements or fetlife

I lost weight with the help of chronic depression

Emitting Karen-like energy

I lost my health insurance so if anything happens to me just put me down like ole yeller

Maybe you should strive for not being a fucking dick all the time

Car guys are the male equivalent to horse girls

Got that vip parking

y’all ever miss somebody but feel like you gotta stand on what you said?

Small dick contest happening rn in dt sioux @ your exes

Body lookin like milk

I stopped my antidepressant cold turkey on accident and I don't think I will even feel neutral again