I drank out of my cup before looking in it , Ezlyn put pizza in my coffee …. 🤢

“It’s a 2 days trip” Me:

From growing up like this to barely talking to each other as adults... 😮‍💨

I have a talent of burning grilled cheeses and undercooking pancakes (: where is the happy medium

BREAKING: Tennessee has voted to EXPEL the first of three Democrats for protesting for stronger gun safety with demonstrators at the Tennessee Capitol. House lawmakers voted 72-25 to remove Rep. Justin Jones. This is absolutely outrageous. Why should Rep. Jones be expelled

someone give my ho 59 cents because she ain’t getting a dime from meeee @_alvarezbrooke

Republicans think that they won last night. They did NOT win! Here's a video of a 'Covenant Mom' embracing expelled Tennessee Rep. Justin Pearson. - Make sure this video goes viral. - Make sure everyone knows what this man stood for and what Republicans stood against. -

I took a video of z walking to ez and the little girl said ow what the fuck and I didn’t catch it until I rewatched the video. 😂

I don’t fw this Snapchat AI

Ez got in Mira’s personal space and this little baby just back handed her big sister 😭☠️

“I’m taking your goofy ass out on a date don’t rush me” 🤨🤨🤨 that’s it I’m stealing a restaurant bottle of ketchup to piss him off today

one time our 3 year old called a daycare owner a bitch after we came home from vacation and got kicked out a week later. Fast forward 2 months that daycare was shut down for child abuse. Now I feel bad I ever punished my child. She was right. That lady is a bitch. 🤷🏼‍♀️

why are jury duty letters so aggressive “this will be your only notification!!!!!!!”

I hate laundry I hate putting it away I hate folding it . All within me I wish we had a maid

just incase having a toddler intrigues you, know this. I was driving the girls to daycare this morning and Ezlyn informs me she loves us but wanted a mermaid mommy and daddy because she herself is a mermaid princess.

girl math is if you have a headache caffeine can fix it

me: “hes not texting back hes prolly busy” also me:

Decision fatigue. From meals to career paths