oh my god.

stop letting him rub off on you. x.com/IronicShades/s…

ew no i don't want troll to rub off on me too. x.com/IronicShades/s…

daaaaaaave. no one but me can see you!! how can your image be ruined if there's no one to see? > Oh you have other things, - 𝗌𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝖻͟𝖾͟𝗃͟𝖾͟𝗐͟𝖾͟𝗅͟𝖾͟𝖽.

- but if 𝗌𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝖻͟𝖾͟𝗃͟𝖾͟𝗐͟𝖾͟𝗅͟𝖾͟𝖽. thinks this ruins his image then not much luck with the rest of the clothes then.

heeeeey, dave's bro. > Fuck, you've been spending time round Dave's and now you bump into @TrancendedIrony on the way back from the (1/2)

bathroom. Does @TrancendedIrony even know you're dating his lil bro or what?? Er-. (2/2)

@TrancendedIrony > weLL SORRY YOU DIDN'T EXCEPT SOMEONE TO BE RIGHT BEHIND THE DOOR OK. He should be thankful that it was you who (1/7)

@TrancendedIrony bumped into him and not the actual door cos that would've hurt more. hashtag bars??? sorry about that, didn't (2/7)

@TrancendedIrony really expect you to, er, well be there. > So this is Dave's bro, wow he's a real looker ain't he, you can see (3/7)

@TrancendedIrony where Dave gets it from now... If you can get something from someone you aren't actually related to???? Is it (4/7)

@TrancendedIrony possible?? Who the heck knows. i don't think we've met though, so er, guess this is the opportunity to introduce (5/7)

@TrancendedIrony myself. the name's john. egbert. john egbert. > CaN YOU GET MORE NERVOUS. LMAO PROBS NOT. THIS IS DAVE'S GUARDIAN (6/7)

@TrancendedIrony AFTER-ALL. It's like meeting the bf's parents only not at the same time. (7/7)

burn.

@TrancendedIrony > He should watch that appearing out of nowhere so he doesn't get walked into tbh, like wtf dude be careful where (1/5)

@TrancendedIrony you appear u could get hurt. But yes, this here? Hella big deal, and you can feel him judging you from behind those (2/5)

@TrancendedIrony shades and oms it is making you sooooo nervous, stop making the lil bro's bf nervous, Bro. bro? > Is it weird to (3/5)

@TrancendedIrony call your bf's bro bro?? Oms it feels weird to you, haha, then again you're already awkward af so what does it (4/5)

@TrancendedIrony matter. a-okey, bro it is. (5/5)