[Yeets the suitcase to fuck knows where, instead focusing on loving on my wife instead.] HI BABY!!!

My wife's photography abilities are just... {{Chef's kiss.}}

Somehow...I wifed her. Like how...how?!

Okay, did you have to take a pic then?!

Ohhh...

A year ago, I went on a date with a bomb ass individual and that date never ended. They joke that lesbians bring uhauls on the first date. I did that and it was my last because a year ago today, I impromptu married @BreakMyChains. She’s been the best wife anyone could —

— ask for. But good thing no one will cause she’s mine. Not only does she complement me temperament wise but she’s also the most beautiful individual inside and out. I say that every day I would remarry her in a heartbeat and that wouldn’t change. In the end she’s made —

— for me and I’m for her. A year ago she made me feel like a teenager. Now, on our first year anniversary, let’s go to heaven, baby. I love you @BreakMyChains more than you could ever know. Thank you for being my friend, my love, my wife.

DON'T CRY MY BABY

Sends these to Roni | Lurking and @BreakMyChains with a note that simple reads: ‘Congratulations on not killing one another yet — Tiggy.’

Thank you, Popperton!!