Back in Boro

Wife has bought these wearable England flags from Asda for the kids. I'm not sure that they set the right tone.

I really hope that somewhere in the world, there is a cocaine dealer going by the name of InstantGrams.

My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.

Amazing willingness to abuse footballers and rage on social media, then blame negative "media." You're all the media. You're all published.

Prepping this bad boy for his big race! #gwanyoubeauty

@OddSock34 To quote my former boss, 'He won with his cock out.' Annihilated the others and almost beat the track record.

Bloody hell Facebook, not ENTIRELY sure that's a "related" thing

I confused Helsingor (Denmark) with Helsingborg (Sweden) and now I am going to the wrong country. Bad, bad times. #buttheysoundthesame

The irony is that Oscar Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.

A bit in love with Stockholm's poker room. Guys just giving money away. #easyainttheword

Congrats Martin Jacobson! Played a great final table and well deserved World Series of Poker Champion. My new favourite Swede. #pokerboom

WORLD POLITICS: Tense hush across Yorkshire as the people wait to see exactly what Kim Jong-un is proposing:

Branston pickle, Yorkshire tea, Skips. Unbridled joy.

First day living in a city and propositioned by a hooker in Burger King. 'I'll just stick to my Whopper, ta love.'

Had the pleasure of meeting David Ulliott years ago and he was a class act. Punting and poker legend. RIP Dave.

For American viewers: The wildlings voted SNP, the South thought Joffrey was doing a great job so want another 5 years. The North remembers.

@SPURSAustria Best place to watch Spurs in Vienna? Just here for the weekend.