went out for dinner for “a couple handrolls maybe.” a a bento and 2 bowls of ramen later:

Atom Eve’s MIGHTY Waistline

it’s a good day when you get notified you’re part of a class action lawsuit against a major corporation

Same dress just… fatter!

met a snake today!!!!

Dante but make him a bear. #dmc5 #devilmaycry5 #dmcdante

remember when that guy said THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER with such good delivery that it somehow didnt feel like the stupidest name to ever exist

finished work early and went out for lunch n im still hungry who wants to buy me dinner so i get even bigger 😈 paypal.me/grillsley

i will watch a thousand scientology speedrun/raids and laugh every time maybe the kids are alright

The gamification of fast food apps needs to encourage getting fatter even more. Order 20 times to unlock fattier food! Consume 5,000 calories in a day to get free food this week! Eat a family meal, get another for free! Completed the immobile challenge? Free food for life! :3

real ones remember

hate that my deadname keeps appearing in popular media this year

gippsland folks are alarmingly chill. asked my boss if i could pick up something i left at her place and she goes “yeah im not home just walk in the back gate” ma’am im autistic. i have to be invited into places like some kind of sweaty vampire

i cannot fucking wait for that live action meet the medic man. incredibly tf2 pilled rn