“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?” it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti

), ｨ－_ － ｿ ,( famous trans women should be allowed to kill one twitter user per day

I don’t make any money from this nazi shit hole website of losers. You’re my dumping ground. The puppies I inject with random chemicals to see what kills you. So I know what to give to the people who actually matter in the world

Me when I don’t get a little treat after doing anything at all

He was the baddest, she was the realest

told a joke i knew she would hate and she did in fact hate it

Oh no coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with yall

I hate having a gay brother

i’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died

stop venting to chatgpt go to confession at ur nearest catholic church u dont even have to be catholic u just have to ask to confess. u can even debate with a priest for free or u can give donation like donuts or apples. or u can fight the priest. its like dark souls

I cut my own hair today. Now I’m gonna play rocket league.

when exactly did this become such a popular design for wooden doors

while looking for a mod i stumbled upon an "anti-woke bg3 modlist" and all one of them does is just make astarion's ass flatter

oughhhhhhhhhh

Keep it rolling, friends. 💛🧡

come and take it