when I tell them I’m not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for me

Brand0nsm1th

“man i wish I was better at guitar” *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practic

I gotta go back to dating bisexual women and nb fems. Majority of first dates with straight women feels like a slave auction negotiation.

Wednesday evening, cycling home, looking at the pretty houses in Islington, when this happened.

sagittarius ✭ 20-something’s and their weird ass, arbitrary as fuck ass timelines and self-imposed rules are so weird man. Just life your fuckin life and be the best person you can be while doing it sis please

these anorexic hoes got leopard print inside and out

If you’re out tonight n you’re not dressing up cause “it’s November” you’re a bitch

I used to laugh at live laugh love mums but ever since I started working full time I’ve become one. Anyway can’t wait for a bottle of wine on Friday 🎉

I’m gradually learning that it’s fun to feel things

This pic goes insanely hard

If you do this you need psychological help

Stg I know a dude that looks like this irl

I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buffet

This quarter zip trend pissing me off cah I been wearing them for years man #imbetterthanyouniggas

Shit would look like Mogadishu 1993

Just realized Dick Cheney isn’t even in the files. He just did all that for the love of the game

God I miss Birmingham so much