Blacked out on beer

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

Cat tries to make its green snake toy eat from the bowl

She thought the cone was for one day only! She MAD!!

Pulled ts out my ass ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

“I’m washed, Gandalf. I know I don’t look it but I’m beginning to feel it in my heart. I’m cooked, sort of..chopped. Like too few hairs spread over too much head.”

Yawned so hard I started seeing in 120fps

The only reason why Abbey Road is not a 10/10 album is because they used the girl an world rhyme

No Country for Chopped Unc

Uber Eats is great man Yeah lemme get a stale, cold burger with no straw for double the price

This shit look like Morrowind

Set it Off’s new version of wolf in sheep’s clothing sounds like a cover by someone who doesn’t know what made the first one good

if our love is tragedy why are you my remedy bro

Thought this was WoahVicki

Bro our convos have so much replay value, I love you

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear