❝Vat bedtime story 'den, @DrollAlly?❞

— | | When 'speaking' Russian, should I spell out the pronunciation, or keep it actual Russian spelling like: сука?

❝Vi 'ave a book, @DrollAlly. Are you ready for bed?❞

❝Vi am no idiot. . .❞ Cue the sad Russian face.

❝If vi am an idiot, you are a moody teenager. Oh, vait—❞ x.com/teennegasonic/…

❝Eh, hello.❞

❝Vi need to paint. . .❞

❝DA! I will break vittle man's bones if he calls Ellie 'sexy' again. Dirty man. Bad man. Rotten strawverry.❞

❝Almost as disgusting, eh.❞ x.com/drollally/stat…

❝Vou do realize I could easily snap vou in half like a twig, da?❞ An eyebrow quirked at @DrollAlly, expression stern as stone.

❝Language, girl.❞ x.com/teennegasonic/…

❝Da' only person I vant to call me 'sexy' is a female.❞ He bent to become eye level with @DrollAlly, his own blue hues narrowed.

❝Vi 'ave nothing against homosexuals. Just vou.❞ He stood, massive fingers pinching one of @DrollAlly's cheeks.

❝'Day say vi'm invincible. . .❞

❝Vi am slightly intoxicated. . .❞

❝Vi am no baby, vittle one. Vi found it.❞ x.com/teennegasonic/…

❝Vou weren't vatching me.❞ x.com/teennegasonic/…

"Da, hello."

— New. Slight AU Vanessa. Descriptive as fuck. Searching for SLs, mains, and interaction. In need of a detailed Wade; Shipping. #RT.