Thomas did not just tell Chelsea to shut the fuck up, especially after saying nothing during the whole fight between Ashley and Kathryn Calhoun Dennis™️. Oh hey, Bravo. Now's a good time to remind you Thomas shouldn't even be on this show. #SouthernCharm

Enabler must have been the word of the day on Ashley's calendar. #SouthernCharm

Dani: Enabler. Thomas: What Neighborhood? The new #yanniorlaurel. #SouthernCharm

Despite Ashley riding the crazy train, it's important to point out that she still deserves better than Thomas. #SouthernCharm

Tbh, I would prefer to be awaiting labor like Cam than having breakfast with Ashley and Thomas. #SouthernCharm

I'm just waiting for Ashley to issue an statement apologizing for her behavior and blaming Ambien. #SouthernCharm

A normal woman: "I need to have babies with a man who treats me like an equal and will be a super involved parent." Ashley: "I need to have babies with a man who lets me paint his toenails." #SouthernCharm

Thomas totally told Ashley last week that he gave Kathryn Calhoun Dennis™️ four Louis Vuittons. #FakeNews #SouthernCharm

I'd like a whole episode of Craig talking to himself in the mirror. #SouthernCharm

Craig's favorite song: Man in the Mirror. #SouthernCharm

Thomas can you feed me? #SouthernCharm

The only answer to "who's the boss" is "Tony Danza." #SouthernCharm

On second thought, Kathryn Calhoun Dennis™️ got the greatest gift of all from Thomas: never having been married to him. #SouthernCharm

I don't understand why falling out of bed is a serious enough issue to miss a rose ceremony over. I went to class once after a homeless woman peed on me on the subway. #TheBachelorette

The only way a tracksuit is "who you are" is if you are an Olympic runner. #TheBachelorette

Garrett knowing all of the words to this random country singer's song is a giant red flag. #TheBachelorette

It's Jordan! #RockyHorror #TheBachelorette

Joe's getting deported. That's what you get when you vote for Trump, Teresa Giudice. Joke's on you, Apprentice. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #RHONJ

#lostdog #Georgia #powdersprings

Hate makes people even uglier. Take note #VickiGunvalson