Every motorcycle dealership is like “well no we don’t have that item n the brand you want but we have THIS!: it’s the same price, has half the features and looks like shit but it’s better trust me!” “I’m not looking for anything like that” “Yeah sure buddy try it on!”

There is absolutely so many things I want and need to do over the next little while but I don’t think I have the time or funds to be able to do it all.

Holy shit, I love Morrissey.

Can you imagine how much more Alexander could have conquered if he had access to nicotine?

he was happy bleaching his hair, watching his favourite movie, & having a little snack. then everybody else woke up & IMMEDIATELY it was “david youre not real”, “david im gonna rip the cord out of your head”. id fuck around with the goo too, how dare you disturb my peace

Me rn

The anti-union sentiment being pushed by Australian media is not only pathetic but also does nothing but incentivise anyone with half a brain to support them more. If your kind is against it, that alone is good enough reason to be for it.

Iron sharpens iron, but lately, with a few exceptions, I feel like I’m surrounded by wet cardboard.

I don’t know anything else going on in the world right now except for Moo Deng

I just got Twitter back after many months sabbatical. Life’s pretty good when you don’t got internet nerds figuratively shrieking at you about whatever.

morrissey at madison square garden, 1991, photographed by debra l rothenberg

Prolly a fckn alligator

Some diabolically horny motherfucker put on Nine Inch Nails on the gym playlist during peak hour.

Haymaker from Canada don’t get enough hype nowadays.

BIG MAN BLASTOISE BIG MAN BLASTOISE BIG MAN BLASTOISE BIG MAN BLASTOISE BIG MAN BLASTOISE

IDC where we are, you call it an Americano, I’m robbing you.

Must be entirely exhausting being one of those “ironic fashion” guys. Waking up everyday like “hmm I’m a 30yr old with a moustache, which member of Rugrats do I want to dress like today?”

Did any of you watch the actual game?

Melbourne is full of turbo normies with no vibes who have conned each other into believing they’re genuine eccentrics. Sydney is full of complete psychos with unresolvable neurotic damage who constantly inflict psychic violence on one another yet believe they’re completely normal