Ohio states coach looks like he hates puppies

Booo September was gay as fuck

That 4:30 am Charlie horse breakdance hits different

But hell If you want something done right,you gotta do it yourself. Hit me like 5 years old in my dads Jimmy

Working on bartenders cars is funny as fuck. I got paid $450 in $1s, $5s and $10s.

There’s some days I wanna kill myself less than some days but Toyota engineers are really pushing the limit today.

Pig squeals on tv are pretty cool

Blew a fuse on a girl for calling primus screamo. I’m not sorry you’re fuckin wrong

Jayden Daniels has broken my dads sprit

I had a dream I plotted a heist to steal a big jimmy buffet margaritaville neon and it was my whole back wall of my garage.

It’s crazy some women really get mad when you call yourself a retard. But like I just am one, do you want to talk to my IEP teacher? He will give you the go ahead, give done his brakes we are cool af. But I’m his favorite retard for sure.

I got a homie I’ve known for over 10 years that I just learned his real name.

I got paid 30 a hour to change 6 light bulbs in 10 hours. This union work ain’t so fuckin bad I’ll say.

Calling everyone brother today in your deepest voice, it’s what the hulk would have wanted.❤️

So I’m the friend that my friends call first when they shit their pants and it makes me happy I’m the first thought

“Lightning fist to bike thief, we got a problem at the beehive, over”

My dad got fired for his third HR report of him calling someone retarded. I’m so proud of him.

“You can’t say your hungry around my grandma she will pull her stinking boobs out” -Chad