If I can’t open a gate off a horse, he ain’t broke

Cows are getting pretty skinny out on the grass nowadays #needrain

So it’s just National boyfriend day every three weeks now or?

Woke up with my head at the foot of the bed that’s how you know it ganna be a bassackwards day

Getting f***** American style is the slogan for tonight

Todays Motto “The sun will still come up in the morning”