"You know I'm still keeping an eye out in case you and Jackson are planning some /nasty birthday stuff/." @wisesteyes

"I don't get it." He deadpanned. "What's so funny?" Tajanna Griffin

"Keep it in your pants, cupcakes."

Bleats happily. "Great! Enjoy your day, @wisesteyes."

Picks up a littered soup can. "What a waste..." Eats it.

"That is not how you graze, Jackson." x.com/HalfBloodSon/s…

"Just saying that he's doing it wrong, Chiron. That's all." x.com/TrainerCfHeroe…

"Nice try. I'm not falling fo—" Quickly dives for the can. x.com/HalfBloodSon/s…

"He had his face on the ground. What else could he be doing?" x.com/TrainerCfHeroe…

"Err... Patriotism, Annabeth."

"Gotta show love for the country that made Chuck Norris."

"Silly boy."

Munches on the tin can. "You humans don't know what you're missing out on. Cans, good source of iron." x.com/HalfBloodSon/s…

"Nonsense! Everyone knows cupcakes are better than muffins. Right, cupcake?"

"Line up, cupcakes!"

"Do I need to whack anyone?"

"How about I whack you? Jason is a perfectly behaved cupcake." x.com/seaweedbrained…

"Tell that to the bat!" x.com/seaweedbrained…

Whacks his head with the bat in moderate strength. x.com/seaweedbrained…

"All right, cupcakes! Go check out Percy Jackson for their super cool short films or I'll whack y'all with my bat!" x.com/pjowebseries/s…