Where are all the beauties that stay up late at night?

Prove you missed me.

Just show up with your legs open,

I’m takin’ the day off work. Now, who’s gonna make it worth it?

Anybody?

Let’s play a game of truth or dare, darlin’. We’ll see what I can get out of ya.

This country boy is back. Now, who can I eat out first?

I just can’t stay away very long. Now, who’s gonna welcome me back?

Can I get some pussy as a welcome back present?

How the hell did you get in here? I’m relaxin’.

Like this if you’re awake. I need a quick one before work.

I’m back. Worship me, darlin’.

A pair of tits should be in my mouth.

Who’s around before this teacher has to go to work?

Who in the hell is wakin’ me up this early?

How in the hell am I up right now? Who’s gonna make it worth it, damn it?

Give this southern gentleman sometime to spoil.

I’ve got half an hour. Let’s make it happen, darlin’.

What in the hell did I miss this early?

Boys in skirts and lace.