How I judge character: 1) How do you feel about the Oxford comma? 2) Do you own crocs? 3) Will you give up your life for any animal?

Y’all ever just be having a rough day and a man slides in the DMs saying the WRONG thing sending you to tears 😭

How to manage anxiety: *wear socks for sleeping & for sex*

Fuck, I’m going through my lady Gaga phase for the 15th time. -Everyone?

People suck. That is all.

Does anyone else check their email in dreams?

Today, a doctor told me I need to cut back on coffee. Let’s all laugh together

Today’s Mantra: I AM happy, healthy, thriving and living a life I love.

Reminder:

Pro winter tip: on your way to the tanning salon lay your lotion in the passenger seat and turn on the seat heater for warm lotion

You need to watch this immediately. —Sen. @GillibrandNY on Roe.

Please take 2 minutes out of your day and watch Pete Buttigieg perfectly articulate why Republicans behave the way that they do, and how it harms people more than it could ever help. So well said, Pete. Thank you.

This is not right. This is not okay.

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.