LTG Terry Brands (@brandslt) 's Twitter Profile
LTG Terry Brands

@brandslt

Lt. General and second in command of the Big Ten resistance. I will never waiver in this fight to reclaim what is rightfully ours.

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Father- Whilst brother Gen. Tom Brands recovers I continue to lead our men towards victory in West Lafayette. The imminent battles shall be fierce and brutal, but glory will be had. For God. For Country. For Iowa -Terry

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Father- Our men are here at the epicenter of forthcoming brutal conflict calm, but vigilant. The Battle of the Big Ten is upon us. Soon the first whistle shall sound that will ignite this powder keg... We are vigilant. We are prepared. We are Hawkeye. -Terry

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Father- I've been delayed in my response. For that I apologize, but I pen good news in these pages. We have completed our mission. The long war has come to its end and we stand atop the remains of our vanquished foes. Father, your sons are coming home as Champions. -Terry

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Father- Our battle hath not begun, yet we have a champion amongst our ranks. Tony Cassioppi is that World Champion! Congratulations to this young man. We eagerly await his arrival back to Iowa so he may lead us into battle soon. Very soon. -Terry

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Father- The unsettling reports of the tigers are true. The Iowan Army has gathered and we are prepared for the long and bloody conflict. In order to save the lives of countless troops, we send forth our 10 bravest, into the frey, in an attempt to tame the wild beasts. -Terry

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Father- Perhaps you know of the extracurricular activities following the lashing of our younger cousins in Ames. Former cadets Metcalf and St. John thought they could best us. They were dead wrong. I make no apologies. He stands in our path shall fall like the rest. -Terry

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Dearest Father - Tonight, Brother Tom and I have have set forth a hunting expedition to the Old Carver Farm. We pursue Gopher pelts. We eye ten of them to hang along Mother's mantel. Pray we reach our goal and give her the greatest gift of all: Gopher Stew. -Terry

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Father - Last night t'was a success! It pleases me to inform you thy Gopher Stew was quite delicious by the camp fire. Our men shall partake in celebratory libations and sun-dried salted gopher meat this evening. PS: Private Matthew's will hand deliver seven pelts. -Terry

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Father- The long march is over, for we have arrived. Today we begin a new campaign under thy Hawkeye Flag. We are ready. -Terry

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Father- Tonight we enter into enemy territory. Tonight we willingly walk into the lion's den. Tonight we prepare for war and will slay the beast. -Terry

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Father- Nash Hutmacher is now 167-1 in his career thanks to Private Hill. Also, Hill will receive a promotion upon his return to Iowa City. -Terry

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Father- Our scouts have reported back that an enormous army has amassed in Still Water, OK. Those scouts have also reported that they are being led by General David Taylor... and they intend to invade the northern territories immediately. Be prepared. -Terry

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Father- General Spencer Lee is taking the war to Paris! The evasion force is being assembled. The world is not ready for this type of destruction, but we are. -Terry

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Father- General Lee's quick and decisive charge has dispatched two foreign armies, before breakfast nonetheless. Following our briefing he shouted to our troops, "TWO MORE! TWO MORE!" And with that we were dismissed. Onward. -Terry

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Farther- Little Kevin was quite ornery and ill-mannered tonight. We gave him a thorough spanking and sent him to bed without dinner. It's been hours and he's still weeping... -Terry