Or here’s another idea… All 3.

I’ll save you a click. He will be shot out of a cannon.

You’re dumb and evil if… - you think the attack last night was staged - don’t believe Trump was targeted - mock Erika Kirk

Ben Sasse is uniquely extraordinary…but if you watch that interview and wish we had more civically serious leaders like him, please understand that’s a choice. Voters can demand it.

Ben Sasse has pancreatic cancer and is out here cracking jokes about it, while MAGA has to pretend to be upset at Kimmel (again) I know which way I’d rather live

Jimmy Kimmel’s speech is clearly protected, and no one can reasonably interpret what he said as incitement to violence, the Editorial Board writes. wapo.st/4mSBX52

This is… just insanely stupid.

And nothing of value was lost.

If your form of protest or "rebellion" is to needlessly and willfully inflict damage upon yourself, you really need to consider what exactly you're rebelling against and why.

Y'all wanted an extended version of General Grievous trying to pawn his lightsabers. Your wish is my command! The results! Hope you all enjoy thoroughly! 💍Pawn Star Wars✨ - General Grievous Pawns his Legendary Lightsaber Collection | Extended Version

💥NEW: Bill Maher on WHCD Shooting: "If you’re one of these people — and there’s many in this country — who watched that and was disappointed the president wasn’t killed, you’re not a good person. Or a smart person." "He's NOT Hitler!"

Spoiler alert: The world will be here in 30 years.

I'm a big advocate for the Oxford comma. I'm, also an advocate for, the, Shatner comma. You should, try it sometime. It really, makes your, sentences more, exciting!

Gee, I wonder what amazing antiquities will be found in this time capsule from... Uhhh.... *Checks notes*... 2001?