"If you don't wanna be judged, don't act like a fuck" Bethany Rasmussen

When Raquel Harguth "beer pressures" me into doing things the lord knows I shouldn't be #MarketOrDie

They say practice makes perfect yet I have locked myself out of my jeep and house more than 4 times this week. #Stranded

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a bitchy professor get fat over the summer. #DayMade

People meet people in a variety of places but it's the ones that stick out in the in the most unlikely places that you never forget. #DTX

My Legal Business prof just bright doughnuts in for us because he said he screwed the class before us on the test he made. #Sux2SuckBUSALaw2

Great start to my Monday! Ate shit on my long board and only everyone was watching. #MyMondayGrind

I should have chosen a major whose classes aren't always on the 3rd floor. #BusinessAdmin

Huge S/O to the two profs who assigned two midterms on the day after homecoming. #MuchAppreciated

My Econ prof blamed everyone's shitty test grades on our insecurities and poor HS education #WeWillGoWithThat #ProudToBeADumbAss

I dressed up for a speech I wasn't supposed to give until today, then today I got to class to find out it doesn't start for an hr. #Cooked

That moment when you find a whole cube of Busch light while cleaning your car >>>

Student debt paid at 7:58 ✔️ Registered for classes at 8:00. ✔️ Procrastination mastered ✔️

All my friends are HORRIBLE influences but damn we have a hell of a time together #MyDisfunctionalFam

Thank you mom and dad for giving me such a generic name ~ Prof takes attendance: "is Brandon Here" 6 students: "yes"

Is it really that hard for people to salt their sidewalks so people like me, who are prone to falling, don't slip.

"People say I got a Drinkin problem. But I don't have a problem drinking at all."

Where does the line cross between staying wild af and becoming an adult? If you know how please help a brotha out.