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🐅👑 Tiger King! 🪦 Auburn 🪦 Mizzou 🪦 LSU

✨ Peyton Bowen appreciation post ✨

SEC Tiger King. 3X. #OUDNA

LSU WR Barion Brown was tearing up Oklahoma’s field before the game. Courtland Guillory tagged him on his Instagram story afterward and said, “9 yards btw.”

OU football in a nutshell. Lol. BUT WE WON. #BOOMER

Notable that Black Friday sales data shows: -A 9.1% increase spend from last year. But: -A -1% in total item volume from last year. -Prices +7% higher. -Consumers bought on average 4.1% fewer items. And: -An 11% increase on buy-now-pay-later use. -Klarna specific use up 45%

I almost forgot we were feuding an then you just had to ... dairy queen? DAIRY QUEEN??

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our stocked trout have been informed that some of you will be showing up in $500 waders to fall down in knee-deep water. they will probably still laugh at you

Amazing. DoorDash driver accepted the drive, immediately marked it as delivered, and submitted an AI-generated image of a DoorDash order (left) at our front door (right).

Dillon 🤣

Been locked out of our TT account for two weeks. TT support moves at a glacial speed, which has given us plenty of time to deal with y’all trying to feed alfredo to wildlife. Please stop.

ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ Bout to see the first ever bogo sale at a gas pump 😭

I'm so glad we don't have moose in Oklahoma, I am not built for that level of stress This is not a normal moose interaction, they are a brick house on stilts and very much not friend-shaped

jokes on you, we also gatekeep big bears

Just so you know, the amount of time it took me to drive from my home to NCAA HQ (15 min) is the same amount of time Owen spent playing Lacrosse at Ohio State and is the reason he’s being denied a 4th year of Football Shame on you NCAA

Ranking SEC schools by number of appearances of their university name in the current Epstein library! #RICEsurgence

Well, that was quick.

This gold medal was brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue