People who drink pumpkin spice latte’s are basic witches

I’m in a big time rush

Hey guys I just wanted to give you all an update on my crippled progress!!!! Everyday has been leg day so far and I’ve finally seen the results I’ve been looking for!!!!

No one: Science majors: hey sweet thang, saw u across campus, just wanna know if you’d be the H two my O 😉🤤🤤

OC: “WHY ARE THE BANANAS ALWAYS GONE WITHIN THE DAY” Students:

.Oklahoma Christian Swimming is showcasing their talent tonight in an intrasqaud scrimmage at Mitch Park at 7! Come and see what they’re all about! #EaglesFlyTogether

I think I accidentally mixed up my espresso and depresso shots, h*ck

Brandon Heredia is in the ss tier of all the Brandon’s I have met

OC students if Halloween was on chicken Monday

WE. WILL. SAVE. OUR. GRADES!

Doctor: your baby should be due at 2:30!! Pregnant woman suffering with college PTSD: THE ONLY DUE DATE I KNOW IS 11:59

Congrats to Kenya Bailey on her All-Conference Team award. Great work Kenya!

Congrats to Colton Meyers on being named to the All Conference team!

I’ll have an Iota kappa chai ☕️ latte please

I’ll say it. Socks give me a false sense of security. Iykyk

Mood: I need a nap before I go to bed

I’m gonna tell my kids this was the Josh Davis natatorium

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Jennifer Garner makes videos on her Facebook and often she cooks and they’re so wholesome. Here’s one of her making bagels. How can you not love this woman?

If you procrastinate a lot, just imagine jumping out of a plane with a broken parachute. You’d probably spend the rest of your life trying to fix it