There is an incredible piece of journalism waiting to be written by someone who poses as a resident in several of these shadier ones.

Had a conversation against my will this morning where I learned way too much about swinger scene in 55+ retirement communities.

“Breaking news: My teenage son’s friends want to hit” is certainly a thing to post.

Walking back into the office after getting the sale that secures the team incentive

Grown men should never use an umbrella. Are you scared of the wittle wain dwops?

You have 60 years to have niche arguments about the First Council of Constantinople. This is where the women who share 90% of your worldview go. I don’t know what to tell you.

A hug like this would fix me

I mean mine is clearly better than Afghanistan’s.

I like how the iPhone photo app shows me pictures of my ex every single day now, really cool guys.

It should’ve come out in 2007. We’re really due for a Chris Cornell or Anthony Kiedis biopic.

There really might be something in the water messing up people’s hormones.

You can’t just say “porn fried” or “spiritual homosexual” every time you’re mad at a man on here.

God help all of us if that UF girl/fraternity house story breaks SEC burner containment.

Interesting how they took and used the one picture ever that makes him look cool.

I’ve always been attracted to women in their late 30’s. Also mid 20’s. Also early 40’s. What I’m trying to say is.

You know what, I respect a guy approaching 40 who just leans into the slime ball look.

There should be a show where we take all these high school kids and make them do a boxing/spelling bee tournament. I want to see who averages high on both.

The grocery store I live next to has a bakery section, and I always get a treat. It always sucks. I don’t know why I keep doing it, it’s been 5 or 6 times now.

I had a teacher in middle school who made us salute him to commence each class. It was such a good move. Might start do this as I get older and in charge of more things.

I am so sick of you, but I can’t let go.