Brandon “Brando” Jacobson II, CFP (@brandocfp) 's Twitter Profile
Brandon “Brando” Jacobson II, CFP

@brandocfp

UMN 89’ | ΣX PCP | Coors Light Enjoyer | Ball Knower | ProV1x | Peter Millar | VP at JPMorgan Chase #shrink

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Nothing tells ya its finals week like a stray study bean spotted on the floor of my private catholic schools dining hall floor #someoneispissed #LANK

Nothing tells ya its finals week like a stray study bean spotted on the floor of my private catholic schools dining hall floor #someoneispissed #LANK
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“And if you wait a little longer he starts to yell that he can’t breathe that’s because he is overdosing on fentanyl.”

“And if you wait a little longer he starts to yell that he can’t breathe that’s because he is overdosing on fentanyl.”
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maryland is the most pathetic state shape ever. like "oh yeah no i don't need a lot of land, ill just take your scraps. that's fine i'll take this fuckass area and i don't need anything else. sorry for bothering you." type shit. id be embarrassed to be proud to be from maryland

maryland is the most pathetic state shape ever. like "oh yeah no i don't need a lot of land, ill just take your scraps. that's fine i'll take this fuckass area and i don't need anything else. sorry for bothering you." type shit. id be embarrassed to be proud to be from maryland
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Nothing says a black persons car broke down like a shit hole dodge caravan parked on the side of an interstate with no hazards on. Fuck… shrink my city already! #MPLSisGoingToShit

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How much I gotta pay a minority to come pre pick my grapes for me (yes they are from Whole Foods). Fucking sick of wasting time because time is money - and money is for bag. #LANK

How much I gotta pay a minority to come pre pick my grapes for me (yes they are from Whole Foods). Fucking sick of wasting time because time is money - and money is for bag. #LANK