"its all in your head" ok :) i live in there so :)

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we have one singular lifetime & there’s no redo :)

u ever realize that vast amounts of people have never done like. any sort of introspection. no self analysis. never thought about their actions or thoughts beyond the most basic surface level. it’s terrifying

While you’re out drinking and doing drugs, just know that I’m also out drinking and doing drugs but slightly better than you

Sit and watch my boyfriend take a shower

“Are you just going to get wasted all day in the backyard?” Would you judge a flower for basking in the sun? Or a frog sitting atop a lily pad?

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

john wilkes booth ain’t got no descendants???

DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS

I’m sorry but it actually is sooooo nice to have a partner you can call to talk to & help you figure things out. It’s amazing to lay your head next to someone who loves you and sees you when you feel like the rest of world doesn’t. And anyone who tells you otherwise is insane.

when my not chronically online boyfriend shows me a meme from 3 days ago like it’s brand new

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“You’re intimidating.” GOOD! I want you to think three times before you speak to me.

it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine

The position of the gender-critical community appears to that a woman who has abnormal levels of testosterone should be considered male for legal and practical purposes, which has some fascinating implications that I don't think they've thought through.