Carrot Cake Time

i came to a realization that i’m not a overthinker nigga i’m a genius

When I tell y’all I literally NEVER expect ANYTHING for my birthday so any gift I’m always so overly happy about it bc wait? You love me? 😂

That I’d be married by 25

I love the fact that no one really knows what I be up to

not yet 💃🏽

i’m scared of y’all.

Decision fatigue. From meals to career paths

i make the best salmon.

“you might not see them suffer like they made you suffer, but trust that their biggest punishment is who they are..” genuinely changed my entire outlook

Can men..and imma hold your hand when I say this…please, stop working for grocery delivery apps. I’d rather see you unemployed.

twitter so mf negative i be havin to take breaks off this mf😭

I really be on TikTok crying my eyes out lol why tf I’m always crying bro 😂

when he tells me i’m the worse woman’s he’s ever met

I don’t care what’s posted on that mf, I’m not downloading threads

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