Alright, this is our first operation, we should set up some kinda system

I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was

I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was

It you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you

People who think they know everything upset those of us who do

the sane create cages, the insane live in them

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on

You name your dogs after your favorite Playboy centerfold

Your hair is five times as long in the back as it is on top

Always believe a woman when she says: You don't want to know!

general lie

I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed!

It's the good girls men should be warned against

Robots will be able to buy happiness, but in condensed chip form