Listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Irish pub during march madness is literally how I want 2 die

Yeah I got a three body problem!! No BODY likes me, No BODY talks to me and my BODY looks like FUCKING SHIT!!!!

She Alice my chain until I Rooster

i just tried to listen to fetch the bolt cutters. what the hell is this shit

glizz in the matrix

my Godsmack shirt came in the mail. it’s butt rock summer time

Babby has a home

I might try my luck and yodel at the local wal mart

I hard shushed a lady on the bus who was talking extremely loud on her phone and she immediately hung up and then got off on the next stop. I’m Batman

I just put on deodorant in the middle of the Jack in the box dining room and for this I apologize

Is there anything worse than running into someone you know

War & side Piece

some guy at my table threatened to take another dude down to TJ and harvest his organs 💀

Dee Dee mega doo doo

I’m only 5-7 more fire emoji 🔥 replies to her story away before she comes running. Stay grinding kings

If I were president there would be pinball machines in every airport and also little rooms for meditating (jacking off)

Dr. Pepper detox

you watched my story and didn’t like it? Fuck u bitch

Cum of Christ

What about the 2nd responders,? Hell what about the 3rd