After nearly a year, I've decided to use Twitter more! #latetotheparty

Mother Nature fooled everyone, letting on that California would fall off the coast. Turns out it's the sinkholes Florida with a switcheroo!!

Almost forgot! #TheWalkingDead is new tonight!!!!!!! Much love norman reedus

Just realized Bubles last name could be interpreted as a titty fuck. Fun with words!

Frozen with a cute little niece!! #familyfun

Started following Craig Ferguson only because of the Dalek. #newfan

Please RT: June 28th I'll be dancing 1 night & 1 show ONLY @SapphireNYC After my show I'll have lap dances available

So much time to do nothing that I'm not sure what I should be doing!

Sometimes I wonder how many people's lives I've effected, and whether it was positive or negative.

Sometimes I wonder why texterbating didn't take off like sexting did... #behindthetimes

The World Is Not Enough: She's not Materialistic #LesserBondMovies

I suppose it's time to start using this Twitter thing that keeps popping up.

i.imgur.com/6li3GoT.png This would make me the happiest boy in all the land Stephen Colbert The Daily Show

Sometimes you see something that makes you think about things for a while.

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You ever try to do something special and it shit fires on ya?!?