I don’t want to be in a coma and I don’t wish it on anyone but it’s seems like if you HAD to be in a coma, 2020 is the year to do it.

How many months will it take for America to get over the pandemic? The world may never know! - voice of how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop owl

Guys I’m tryna go to Jamaica can we puhlease get over this pandemic 😫

Hi little friend

I miss the bar

tired of wearing a mask, but imma keep doin it until Covid ends

Oh yeah my (wo)man Maren Hogan at it again! #boss #TheFutureIsFemale #ILoveTA

Y’all we need to stop destroying this planet or we ain’t gonna have a planet 😭

Absolutely nothing, Elon.

Getting a covid test after being at the bars all weekend sucks 😬

Y’all why the US adapt to covid? Why not just actually recover...

When do bears hibernate? I forgot. Just tryna make sure I have enough booze, u know me 🍻😴

Good morning I’m thinking about it being 5 o’clock somewhere

Happy National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day! Although I am far from a “teddy bear” and much more like a real bear, I’d like to thank my coworkers for appreciating me today 😇

Happy National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day? I’ll drink to that!

It’s cold today wow back to sleep I go

Can someone come do everything for me?

Biden got that cake