Bram Van Helsing (@bramtheaegis) 's Twitter Profile
Bram Van Helsing

@bramtheaegis

it/its, anarchist, possibly a dog pretending to be a human, possibly a golem, nb himbo, white

Anti Church Paladin


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calendar_today20-01-2019 23:39:06

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Sridhar Ramesh (@radishharmers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Getting a lot of pushback on my theory that the true author of the works attributed to "William Shakespeare" was Amelia Earhart. But you have to admit, it's pretty suspicious the two of them were never seen in the same room together.

Contempted, Ari. (@ellenjoemama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This pic is a modern masterpiece. The "cross to bear" The flandarized mega church THE FUCKING GAMBLING AD IN THE BACKGROUND??? Artists of the past took decades to complete their magnum opus, but today? It only takes one push of a button.

scar :3 (@scarlettajc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear transgender women, Glock 19 Gen5 MOS, Streamlight TLR-7A, Holosun EPS-C, PHLster Enigma with light bearing holster, Speer Gold Dot 124gr 9mm for carry ammo, Blazer 124gr 9mm FMJ for range ammo, and check your local state’s laws regarding concealed carry

valentine (@tinyaltgirl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

when kid me explained that i couldnt pledge allegiance to the United States as we might have to destroy it later like my marxist grandfather said and my teacher said no one cares you have to say it and i was like Actually have u read the Lord of the Rings oaths are very important

Isaac (@galaxypeabrain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reporters: "Meeting with ALL generals? Is it over? Usually this means WW3-" Hegseth wasted off gin at 10am: "are you guys mad at me 🥺"