I'm gonna pick up some wine today though. I need to start drinking early to get through this one.

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?" Best pick-up line I've /ever/, overheard. I'm gagging in a good way.

"I lost my f r i e n d s I lost, ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ... He turned me into a "/мonѕтer/!"

"At least take me out on a date first before asking for favors."

|: I'm behind in life.

friend: you’ve already said that joke before me:

2018 marks one hundred years since the first women won the right to vote - one of our country’s most pivotal moments. #BehindEveryGreatCity celebrates the women who make London the greatest city in the world.

"Q..."

"Spending New Years with a case of beer, and a cake that I got down the street at Rosies." First one I've actually spent alone in a long time, actually. I was used to being around my boyfriend for such an occasion but, well... that isn't exactly an option, anymore.

|: No shade Julia. Woop, woop!

I just realized I could've said shadelss Julia. ...I blame the flu that I currently have and am still fighting with to go away. Day 5? And counting.

Me, entering #2018 with absolutely /no/ fucks to give like- #DangerousWoman. #BringOn2018.🖕😏

"I spy a rouge Michael."

Steals a kiss away from @WASTEDSAGACITY's lips. Yes... From his lips. Hell, it's New Years. "Happy New Year, Q."

Clamps a hand down onto his shoulder. "Don't mention it." Walks back toward my sofa; snatching a bottle of half drunken beer that I left on my coffee table up, so that I could down the last of it. x.com/WASTEDSAGACITY…

"Remind me never to have that much to drink again to the point where I suddenly think that kissing my once best friend, now rocky relationship friend, is a good idea. It's not. Never is. Never will be."

"I see you, @WASTEDSAGACITY."

"Everything is going so well for me so far. 2018 is looking like it's going to be one hell of a year for me. My year. My time." x.com/BrakebillRejec…