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47 minutes. 0 real words. Pepe turned his speech into an NFT. Wojak was in the back scribbling: “Consensus = illusion.” #BZAP #Web3WordSalad #MemeWarDay5 #NFTYourFace #BZAPverse

Wojak bought “MoonX420.” Group vanished. So did his soul. Pepe kicked in the door with $BZAP: “At least our stupidity is honest.” #BZAP #RugSurvivor #MemeWarDay6 #BZAPArmy #CryptoAbsurdity

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