How come the people that say “perception is reality” are the same ones that don’t recognize when reality is reality?

The debate America deserves. #ForYourPeabodyConsideration

Another time an inch matters, when your new treadmill is barely wider than the hallway opening.

You know you live in a small town when your big plan for after work is to check out opening day of the new Publix.

Advisor: What are your financial goals? Me: To be wealthy enough to afford a pepper shaker on the table and another in the cabinet at the same time.

That feeling when you’re making fun of college football teams playing in these scrub bowls and then realize your team wasn’t even eligible.

Dangit! Now I want Pop Tarts for dinner. #PopTartBowl

Rewatching the original version of The Crow before the remake comes out. Great movie and I always loved the music. This made me question, which soundtrack was better, The Crow or Singles?

Trying to reduce stress in your life can also be stressful.

Customer: I’m not sexist but I only want to talk to a man. Me: checks calendar to confirm it’s 2025.

Alright Eagles, don’t Falcons this up.

Purchased a new kitchen faucet and now my word of the day is “escutcheon.”

What is the damn marketing budget for the Royal Kingdom game?

PSA for my fellow YouTube TVers that are without the ESPNs and ABC. Do the free 5 day trial from Fubo or pay a little bit for day or weekend passes of Sling Orange plus Sports Extra. It’s what I had to do to get our college games as well as F1 this weekend.

When your knock off vintage t-shirt is so old, it’s now considered vintage too.