I’m tweeting this today, for no other reason than, it makes me giggle.

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Happy Shit Wednesday! The absolute worst sports Day in the calendar year….the day after the #AllStarGame. A Sports Day so bereft of joy and light….they put Caitlin Clark on TV to cover today’s void.

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After 4 straight weeks of $0?….not me

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The #BloodbathAtBethpage has begun. #TeamUSA needs to pick it up. #RyderCup

Last Four Loko Friday of September! Rt for a chance to win $20 for some Loko

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Which follower wants a Los Pollos Hermanos apron and willing to take a selfie after they win? Retweet and like to enter.

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