Me in front of my entire family if the #Chargers pick JC Latham or Joe Alt at pick 5 #NFLDraft

Sorry I know it’s a little late guys but I am officially declaring for the 2024 NFL Draft. Sorry Caleb, go Bears!! 🐻

Los Angeles Chargers Joe Alt TELESCO IS GONE AND WE STILL TAKE A BUM FROM ND?!? WHY DO YOU HATE US?!

I wish I had fro-yo rn

Really if you know you know ?

What if I told you a team had Magic Johnson, prime Paul George, prime Dwight Howard, and Giannis Antetokounmpo? That's the future Charlotte Hornets.

Need this rn

LeBron with his graying beard. Steph staring up into his eyes with such joy. What an amazing moment. I can only imagine what beautiful intimacy those two will share in bed tonight.

Elon Musk What if you made 𝕏, the Everything App, a dating app as well? 🔥 I’d love to meet likeminded women who support freedom of speech ❤️ Could add some “benefits” for 𝕏 Pro users as well 😉 lol. My last gf cheated on me with a woman.

J.K. Dobbins today vs. the Raiders: • 10 carries • 135 yards • 1 TD Good for him.

Didn’t realize Jalen Reagor was on the Chargers active roster but this feels like the appropriate way to learn that information.

I can feel the ghost of Steve Jobs in the car with me

#NewProfilePic

Life sure is sweet!

Taj Gibson thinks more free agents should want to come to Charlotte “This is a gold mine. This is special.” (🎥 Will Eudy )

Best day ever!!

Kyle Shanahan would love Foucault and Docile Bodies

When Herbert can't win off-script, this offense is dead. Because nothing, and I mean NOTHING works on-script with Greg Roman. He has no bag. He can't adapt. He can't make things easier on anybody. Zero justification keeping him next season