My apartment neighbor has this joke he likes to use where when he sees me in the hallway after a long business trip, he says, “Oh I thought you died.” At first I smiled, but after the 4th time using this I’m starting to think he’s planning something.

What came first - the Caesar or the salad

The most #MACtion play possible

Don’t show this to Matt Painter

New song “I’m The Problem” out now: MorganWallen.lnk.to/ImTheProblem

Back to back nights at the Cracker Barrel. Haven’t felt this alive in years #LockedIn

TYRESE HALIBURTON FOUR-POINT PLAY TO WIN IT 😱

Can’t wait to discuss tariff impacts with all the girls at the bar this weekend

'CERS IN FIVE 🔥 #PacersWin

BACK-TO-BACK EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS.

Just opened my 3rd beer & There Goes My Life - Kenny Chesney came on the speaker. Don’t text

CAN'T COUNT US OUT 😱 #PacersWin

PETE CROW AREYOUKIDDING ME?! GRAND. SLAM.

EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS.

“Gold swagger folks” These two gave me a good chuckle last night. Can’t wait to see what game 4 has in store! #pacers

There will only ever be one Anthony Rizzo.

THERE'S MORE BASEBALL TO BE PLAYED, CHICAGO. #FlyTheW

Nobody gets more phone calls than uber drivers

I refuse to believe the tennis ball on a stick is the most efficient cleaning device for airport floors

Blasting Creed on TouchTunes at 2pm on a Tuesday in Bdubs is a feeling I hope everyone gets to experience once in their life