Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned

the other toes that didn’t get stubbed

Just got a high pressure job at REI. It’s sewin’ tents.

Wanna see the saddest text message in the world to get at 9:20 am

And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra.  And, at number two? Ezra.

Red Lobster 🦞 // Brooks Wheelan Catch him at #LevityLive June 1-2!

Tired of the trend on social media of planting one sudtle mistake in your post in order to get cheap comment engagement.

I googled how late is Arby’s open and the suicide hotline number popped up

me: hi just this the trader joe’s cashier:

The Rock after taking a Stone Cold Stunner:

Ok since this trend is still going please watch my personal favorite Tik Tok

Grocery Store Bar Actually Has Great Little Happy Hour, Reports Man With A Serious Problem bit.ly/3XkpVXe

Nothing will ever top this video 🤣

My wife thinks I’m being unreasonable because I don’t want her to put the ornament of her & her first husband on the tree again this year. (He died from E. coli he got when Dave Matthews’ tour bus emptied its toilet on that bridge in Chicago as he was passing under on his jet ski

Happy Halloween 🎃🎃🎃