99.99% of beverages have been invented in the last 10,000 years. What are the chances that H20, created when there were no beverages, is the greatest? Game, set, match fools

NEW: Ex-SDNY prosecutor says on Chain reaction Caroline Ellison, Gary Wang and Nishad Singh probably won’t get jail time “I’ve had cooperating witnesses who did get jail time, but it's the exception not the rule” techcrunch.com/2023/10/24/ex-…

2021 was not crypto's Dot-Com bust that said FTX was its Pets.com

Jesus Christ this is bad. vice.com/en/article/4a3…

Holy shmoley this Sam Sabin post on phishing in the age of AI is just nuts: axios.com/2023/10/24/cha…

CBGBDCs

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life comes at you fast in a failed republic

It is the way of all things

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Bitcoin seems to be happy now at $34,000 and ether at $1800. 34 + 18 = 52 5 +2 = 7️⃣ ... which everyone knows is a lucky number

No explanation of SBF taking the stand tomorrow makes sense to me

Bitcoin bullishness hasn't helped the Bored Apes

Elliptic—source for "Hamas is funded by crypto" story—just refuted WSJ's methodology. Chainalysis has also questioned it. Will WSJ correct? (My guess is no—this felt like a piece where editor is gunning to win a prize, and will just pretend to be blind) elliptic.co/blog/setting-t…

Leo Schwartz Muyao Brady Dale Yes, Chainalysis wasn't as blunt but appears WSJ erred by presuming all transactions tied to sketchy "service providers" were terror related. Said Hamas funding more like $450K than $82M

Ten years ago today, Casascius quit offering physical coins that contained actual bitcoin because Financial Crimes Enforcement Network ruled doing so qualified as a money transmitter business