This is getting dangerously close to too uncomfortable to watch

So now I’m just supposed to.. .go back to studying for my midterms? After that jarring reminder that our country is in shambles and American democracy has been folding in front of us? Hmm

My friends and I are playing assassin and I will say that my targets neighbor seeing me crouched in a bush holding a plastic spoon and accidentally popping out at him as he walked downstairs was NOT an ideal start to the day

Having a shared playlist you made with an ex is cute because it reminds you exactly which of your 50 favorite songs you cant listen to for the forseeable future✨

“Sorry I cant, I have a meeting”

My sister is driving with my dad rn and taylor swift came on so she told him to keep it on because it was her best song and im told he immediately responded, “oh, so its betty?”HE’S LEARNING SO WELL

Anyone else’s dad start their voicemails with “hey its your dad” as if the caller ID or familiarity with his voice isnt enough or that just mine?

How it started: my friend and i tackling eachother into huge leaf piles on the quad How its going: spent the past hour looking for my phone that fell out into said leaf piles

From the guy who brought you “the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests” comes the new hit single “I’m only losing because they’re counting all the votes against me”

Work? Yeah I’ve been doing work. Just watchrd an entire 22 minute video my professor sent us of overweight raccoons eating grapes so I think i’m about done for the day

I was trying to think of a clever caption, but I can’t do justice to my family’s dog spending the duration of a show sitting like this. There is no contest for mom’s favorite kid.

The new line between millennial and gen z is whether or not the song shark in the water unlocks visceral memories from summer 2010/Degrassi. Sorry i don’t make the rules

Biden watching the Georgia senate race realizing he has to give $2000 stimulus checks now

i am tired of "this is not who we are" rhetoric. the same america that pillaged and slaughtered indigenous folx for land, that enslaved millions, that created internment camps, is the SAME america storming the capitol building today.

Hard not to remember that a violin vigil for Elijah McClain got tear gassed.

All I ask is for one city in the US to look like this. Just one!