Thanks for the burnt pizza Domino's Pizza

I’ve decided to challenge Hollywood actress Mark Walhberg next. A fight for all the shares!

MCW didn’t even get a foul call for this...if this happened to James Harden and he was bleeding, he’d be shooting free throws for 6 weeks x.com/_MarcusD3_/sta…

Patiently waiting for that first NBA Draft Lottery ball to be drawn NEW YORK KNICKS

Ya know, the past few days have been........Ugh! Damn!

I need a restraining order bass pro

Book my rematch for Moscow.

Starting to miss my old job where I was paid 20% more to sit on my couch

With the Pentagon’s recent statement that not only are UFOs real but that they have recovered a craft that is “not from this world” I encourage anyone who hasn’t listened to last week’s podcast with @jeremycorbell… instagram.com/p/CDCYZY5FEqE/…

Weird how the factory warranty for my vehicle expires twice a day🤷🏻‍♂️

google.com/amp/s/www.forb…. More cops will die in this act than victims of mass shootings in the next 100 years

Don’t wear air pods on a wave runner

Went wine tasting tonight, wasn’t till I took my first sip that I remembered I can’t taste anything.

Smash that 🔁 button if you are a fantasy football champion 🏆

Next year starts NOW. 👊 #GoBills | #BillsMafia

At this point I could see global warming getting resolved before they fix the ESPN app

Left out the all-time leader in ground balls, took two extra days to make the list and still couldn’t get it right

Playoff josh is back

One day old folks are going to discover you can play music through your phone into car speakers

Beating both #1 seeds and being the best player on the field in those games doesn’t matter anymore cause it didn’t happen 2 days ago… Got it…