“Can my mate come out with us he’s sound” The mate:

me at primary school cross country trying to get ahead of the kid i hated

I do often wonder what happened to that donny in the blue durag 🤔 Who called Julius Francis a fat cunt and got fucking sleptttt fam 🫨🥊 Some eeediat ting 😭😭

Every now and again this app draws you back in.

time to cleanse the timeline again

New dance move unlocked

I’d wear these with jeans me not arsed

I told man already I got mad pace don’t judge a book by its cover

Que barbaridad

I thought this was Pat Butcher

Can't be arse with scruffy drug dealers wrapping it in cling film, show some fucking pride in your work ffs

Throwback to when I posted my boner on my story

Constitution hill… #CheltenhamFestival #constitutionhill

When I find Constitution hill

Surely it can’t get worse than Majborough and Con Hill yesterday can it: Ballyburn and Jonbon:

Filmed by a seagull ffs