I genuinely want them to make as many of these films as feasibly possible

got carried away

7 year old me after saying "no he can't" to the Bob the Builder theme tune to let everyone know I'm solid

date: so… you just adopted 3 chipmunks as your children? dave seville: no, no that’d be crazy. I’m also their band manager

"stop hating he's just a character" the character:

One Time clearsssss Baby

Girlfriend: “I regret getting you that blender for your birthday” Me drinking a pop tart: “why??”

my hot take is that this is the greatest pop punk song ever made and that nothing else even comes close

“Wyd after work?” Going to bed bro the sun is setting in 20 minutes

driving to work knowing there’s an 8 year old named “the rizzler” that makes 10x my salary

Ngl this whole dark at 5 pm thing is kinda making me lose my mind

U could be having a nice day & then somebody your own age says they bought a house

bro did you seriously just pull me closer in the back seat of your rover

it sucks that no one enjoys board games these days. no one wants to play 3 hours of monopoly anymore