Mr.dick made me me get a twitters so here’s my first twit

Went to heat up the oven to make my chicken nuggies, realized I left it on since last night when I made chicken nuggies. On the plus side the house didn’t burn down and I’ll be eating way sooner

For someone who loves sleep how do I always manage to not sleep

I think I should be more concerned than I am that I have no idea where my credit card is

I need to get a boyfriend before summer so I have someone to self tan that one spot on my back I can’t reach

Irrational fear and anxiety of going through a car wash alone got the best of me today. I did it, but with my back window half cracked open

Biggest pet peeve as an adult- dish washer not being loaded the way I like it

I decided I want to get a nickel tattooed on my back as I said I would never get a tattoo for a band

Just had a nap so good I forgot I was in a different country

Watching jeopardy in bed about to pass out and it’s not even 9pm. I’m officially 80