Frankie is cleaning your smartphone from the inside. #CatsOfTwitter #cats #CatsOnTwitter

#god #ham

So let me get this straight... Julian Assange faces 175 years in a Supermax prison for exposing the crimes of the powerful, but Ghislaine Maxwell only faces "up to" 65 years in prison for running an international child-sex trafficking ring for the global elite?

It’s not that they’re not smart (though any of us would easily beat Biden at a cognitive function test), it’s that they’re evil, and this blind liberal worship is no better than the MAGA cult.

I’m on pins and needles waiting for cable news to tell me what war to be ok with next. Can’t wait.

I built for Frankie “The Castle of Blankets and Pillows” - May he rule with pure heart and iron paw.

Lecy Goranson came to the show today! AKA original Becky from Roseanne and The Conners. 👏👏👏 #bluemangroup #bluemanchicago

I support a war on poverty. What flag do I put in my profile picture?

This stuff happens.

#bluemangroup

Going up? #houstontx

Hey folks…it truly doesn’t matter if you hate someone speaking at this event or if you hate one of the sponsors of the event. Stop being a selfish judgmental fuck who thinks your opinion is more important than an end-all nuclear WWIII…

"It's a balloon! No, it's aliens!!"

A little counterculture from Jimmy Dore Stef Zamorano This is what comedy is supposed to do.

Happy Thanksgiving 💙🦃

Oh my god.