It would be PG County to send me my 1st Jury Summons. 🤦🏽‍♂️

"I went thru a temporary inconvenience for a permanent improvement"

AI: I could replace your job. Me: please do, I’m tired.

It ain’t nothing like finally getting home from a long trip and sleeping in your own bed.

Life is basically just ‘figure it out’ mode on hard difficulty with no tutorial. 🎮😂

Some ppl hate you because you naturally possess the qualities that they pretend they have.

Dream bigger. Create louder. Let the walls speak. 🎨🔥

😂😂😂

Is it too late to return to a child’s place?

Failure often reveals opportunities that success keeps hidden

I can never get use to this DMV cold weather.

Rubbing your feet against your covers is literally the best feeling after a long day 😩

My flight has been cancelled 6 times. I’m just trying to get home.

Dear Apple, Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious. Sincerely, Every iPhone User.

Gas high...I'm still driving!!! Food went up...I'm still eating!!! Rent went up...I still have a roof over my head!!! GOD WILL PROVIDE!!!🙏🏾💯

Who spouse can I be for some flight benefits?

The DMV is only place where “I’ll smack the shit outta you” can be a threat or mean “I love you” 🤣