#sorryforpartyrockin I am working on it. #RipFortnite.

"Can we watch back yard hardcore shows from 2010?" "No we're watching cheaper by the dozen 2". 😓😭

One day I'll go to Florida and be really upset when Bud Light isn't the only thing on tap.

Hey triple j DM me for my Crazy Frog remix #requestival.

He's blue enough as is without you being mean to him 😢 #BlueLivesMatter

Hey #Agnostic can you ask #Christianity why are these my targeted ads?

'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the phobia of big words. instagram.com/p/CBLHcW3hTnC/…

Okay #wish . Thinking that I could rock this is #wishfulthinking instagram.com/p/CBSMRZ2B1o1/…

#PeterGleeson is just 2020s Fraser Anning. After politics one of em will probably succeed Alan Jones and the cycle of crackpots who crave attention will repeat.

Can anyone recommend a good vacuum cleaner documentary? Dyson? #Documentary #vacuuming

Getting distracted by #milpool & #kwickemart 👀 shoot me a cheque of 10dollary doos and I'll fax you the socks off version 😉😮😷😷😷😷😢🥳😔💙🌠🤝#gamerboy #bortsampson instagram.com/p/CC4u1REhQz-/…

If Scomo was in Labor and Labor were in power, I think the Murdoch narrative would be that he's in a church cult and the country is actually being controlled by a cult leader. Which it is, but mining companies are not churches, despite their low tax rate. #auspol

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CDMfVKQBp5I/…

I’ve just found out aged care is a federal government responsibility. Why didn’t someone tell me earlier? Now I look a bit silly.

We're just heaps talented ya know? 🍻👢👟. Elks did the 📷. instagram.com/p/CE1ItvCh-HR/…

At home tryna go get a pink slip but my car be flat. The NRMA are happy to sell me a new battery, they'll even bring it out! BUT they won't jump start ya... Because you might drive an un-registered vehicle. Anyone else see a problem here?

Instead paying for antivirus software could I just put a condom on the modem?

Wait so someone dropped 12k on watches and they have to quit their job, but #koalakiller gets to keep hers after pushing native species to the brink of extinction and being caught red handed doing corrupt shit. Lol, seems legit.

An extra 10 sessions on a mental health plan seems a bit to little, too late. Imagine how many people might still be alive if they did it a decade ago.

The Murdoch media empire, which controls 70% of Australian daily print readership, is driven by hidden agendas & disinformation. It's aim? To project far-right ideology and narrow commercial interests. If you don't believe me, ask James. Sign the petition: aph.gov.au/petition_list?…